ACT ONE: (THE DUNCE CHAIR)
(Action)
John Bradford: Annoyances Are Like Fields Sometimes You Cut Them..And Sometimes You Don't) Then: There Is A Scream Herd From Down The Hall And All The Teachers Are Told To Bus All The Children And Send Them Home)
Shawn: (Why Were We Sent Home) Shawn Asks As His Mother Slams On The Honda Mini Vans Breaks And Then Shawn's Mother And Fathers Eyes Lock In A Relentless Gaze Or Horrified Terror)
Shawn's Mother: Because Sweet Heart...You See There Is The Thing Called Death..And..Just Then A Smile Crossed Her Face...Do You Remember That Grimly Old Chair That Was Causing Us So Much Trouble...)
Shawn: (Yes Mother I Do...)
Shawn's Father: Well We Paid Your Principle Simpson A Little Vist And The Old Dunce's Chair Swallowed His Self-Written Soul Up Almost Like A Shawn Sandwich)
Shawn's Mother: You Mustn't Mention This To Anyone Okay Sweetheart My Mother Announced Correcting The Mirror Directly In My Direction)
Shawn's: Shawn Looked Back With No Improvisation And Then Said Yes Ma'm But His Eyes We're Focused On The Dunces Chair Buckled Into My Sister's Old Seat)...
