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Jeff Mann

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Joined November 15, 2011
Last Login August 28, 2012

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About

Limnologist by day, wannabe writer by night.

Created UncleMelon.com, the 43,560th most popular website of the 2000s. I wrote the infamous bit, "How to Eat P*ssy or Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Cunnlingus But Were Too Busy Picking Pubic Hairs Out of Your Teeth to Ask " that garnered 270 million readers and 269 million happier p*ssies.

And a coveted position at --

National Lampoon as a Contributing Writer until we were all replaced with videos of frat guys peeing in their pants -- but I'm not bitter.

I've written several screenplays including Lobster Cop (a script with such a bad title that I was mocked on the street by 10 year old boys), Embrace the Suck, Sorcerer Stoned, and Jake and Theresa Go to Hell. I currently blog at PoundTheBudweiser.