Suddenly I feel like I'm filling out a profile for match.com here. Let's see, about me. I'm funny. Most of the stories I weave I like to sprinkle in humor when I can. I also do standup comedy, just for fun though. I've been writing screenplays for over ten years now. Which means I have a nice collection of paper stacks on my floor. Yes, I'm working to build a fort out of them. At the end of the day I'm just another slave to the art of storytelling shackled to the keyboard. I wouldn't have it any other way though. Well, I'd like unlimited booze. You know, writing drunk is always best.