I just wanna write comedy...
that's pretty much it. That's my sales pitch. It's up to you to decide if I can actually do it.
Ya know, I can sit here and brag about how my currently inactive Sunny spec was the top script on this site for like 10 years* but who wants to hear about that? If you do, please e-mail me, I'm desperate for human interaction in any form. I'm also a good looking dude** which I hear is key to being a successful writer.
I only have 8 friends on Talentville... if you add them to real life, I only have 12 friends***! Friend request me, we can shoot the shit about the "craft" of writing. You can tell me all the reasons my screenplay blows. I'd friend request you but I don't want to appear desperate.
I'm also on twitter, if you enjoy the occasaional pun based joke and rampant complaining about New York based sports teams - @vc_wg
I had a blog about how terrible commercials are once upon a time - a blog the world truly needed - but I stopped doing it. I'm looking for any excuse to start it back up so if you like any of this, tell me https://morelikebadvertising.wordpress.com/ if you don't, tell me. Don't hold back any words.
Oh and I have an imdb page http://www.imdb.com/name/nm5093580/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1 look at that shiny credit. That single credit for a 4 page short. Bask in it.
*this may be inaccurate
** this may be inaccurate
*** totally accurate
