A Midsummer Night's Demented Killing Frenzy

Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Dream retold - using only his dialogue - as an Evil Dead 2-esque comic horror. Oberon and Titania are still warring, but over stolen drugs. Bottom is still translated, but into a drug-fuelled, blood-drinking monster. And the four lovers are still arguing, but whilst trapped into a cabin in the woods with hordes of bloodthirsty monsters trying to get in. Shakespeare isn't turning in his grave, he's climbing out and coming after you.